- 100% Soy Candle
- Clean Burning
- Artificial Food Scent
- 8oz Candle in a Soup Can
You didn't even want to go out tonight, but you knew your BFF would kill you if you didn't at least show your face. The invite said there would be pizza, so you skipped a snack and headed out.
After spending 45 minutes looking for a parking spot you finally made it to the party. A box of empty pizza boxes greeted you at the front door, not a good sign. Your "BFF" gives you the cold shoulder and the dance music is slow.
The pile of celery sticks in the kitchen won't be enough to satiate your hanger, so you head back home. You collapse on the kitchen floor and reach for the cold, sticky Pancakes still on the counter from this morning.