Ask me about my croissant collection.

It sounds cultured. It sounds impressive.
It raises several questions and answers none of them.

This candle is for people who enjoy harmless flexes, unnecessary confidence, and saying something completely absurd with a straight face. It looks elegant on a shelf and quietly implies you are both interesting and deeply unserious.

Perfect for gifting to friends with inside jokes, coworkers who appreciate dry humor, or anyone who would absolutely pretend the croissant collection is real.

Fragrance Descriptions:

Vanilla (Suggested Scent)
Buttercream • Vanilla Cake • Sugar • Bourbon
Warm, rich, and comforting with a subtle edge.

Mango Coconut
Orange • Pineapple • Mango • Coconut Milk • Sugar
Bright, juicy, and creamy with a tropical finish. Sweet without being cloying.

Cinnamon Chai
Orange Peel • Cardamom • Cinnamon • Black Tea • Vanilla
Warm spices and creamy tea notes with a cozy, slightly spicy depth.

Blackberry Vanilla
Black Cherry • Raspberry • Strawberry • Vanilla • Musk
Rich berry sweetness softened by vanilla and a hint of musk for balance.

Product Features:

• Vegan blend of natural waxes from renewable sources
• FSC-certified wooden wick
• Phthalate-free fragrance oils
• 50 hours of burn time
• Hand-poured in the USA

Care & Safety:

• Trim the wooden wick to 1/8 inch before burning, and keep the wax pool clear.
• Always use a heat-resistant candle holder that is large enough to contain any drips or melted wax.
• Burn candles in a well-ventilated room and never for more than three hours.
• Allow the candle to cool for at least two hours before relighting.
• Never leave a candle unattended, and keep it away from anything flammable.
• Keep candles out of reach of children and pets.
• Don’t burn a candle all the way down—use a candle snuffer to safely extinguish it.

Dimensions:

• 11oz
• Diameter: 2.93 in
• Height (with lid): 3.75 in
• Circumference: 9.20 in