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Bite Me – Funny Sarcastic Candle for Hangry Friends & Coworkers

$19.99 USD

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Scent Apple Harvest Cinnamon Vanilla Coconut Cream + Cardamom Peppered Passionfruit Unscented

Size 9oz

Sweet until hungry. Then absolutely not.

The Bite Me candle is made for sarcastic friends, overstimulated coworkers, and anyone who should not be approached before lunch. Funny, honest, and instantly relatable.

About This Candle

This food-themed candle combines humor with everyday usefulness. It’s bold enough to get a laugh and subtle enough to live on a desk or shelf without feeling awkward.

Perfect For

• Coworker gifts
• Office desk humor
• Stress relief gifts
• Friends with zero patience
• Funny birthday presents

Why People Buy It

It communicates a boundary without saying a word. This candle does the talking for you.

Candle Details

• Scented soy candle
• 9oz
• Clean-burning
• Gift-ready

Eco-Friendly and Non-Toxic

This scented candle is vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates.

Reusable Glass Vessel

Each candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning and reused as décor.

Scent Options

Cinnamon Vanilla

Scent Profile: Full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon blended with the sweet, creamy accords of vanilla.
Infused with Natural Essential Oils: Gurjun balsam.

Apple Harvest

Scent Profile: A true ripe apple fragrance with bright fruit notes and a touch of spice.
Infused with Natural Essential Oils: Cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood.

Coconut Cream + Cardamom

Scent Profile: Exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes, creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a musky, powdery dry-down.

Peppered Passionfruit

Scent Profile: Vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of mango, creamy coconut, jasmine, and tangy passionfruit, grounded in amber, musk, and sandalwood.