Colère de Faim Candle – “Civility Will Resume After Carbohydrates” | Snarky French Quote Soy Wax Candle | Funny Gift Decor

Delicate florals. Soft wax. A message with teeth.

This candle looks like it belongs in a Parisian sitting room. It reads like a warning label for low blood sugar.

Colère de Faim translates loosely to “hunger-fueled rage.”
The label reads: “Civility will resume after the ingestion of carbohydrates.”

It’s elegance with an edge — a beautifully dressed reminder that politeness is conditional and snacks are non-negotiable. From across the room, it’s charming. Up close, it’s quietly unhinged.

Perfect for:

• Powder rooms that deserve personality

• Hosts who smile politely but think dark thoughts

• Gifting when flowers feel dishonest

Fragrance Descriptions:

Vanilla (Suggested Scent)
Buttercream • Vanilla Cake • Sugar • Bourbon
Warm, rich, and comforting with a subtle edge.

Mango Coconut
Orange • Pineapple • Mango • Coconut Milk • Sugar
Bright, juicy, and creamy with a tropical finish. Sweet without being cloying.

Cinnamon Chai
Orange Peel • Cardamom • Cinnamon • Black Tea • Vanilla
Warm spices and creamy tea notes with a cozy, slightly spicy depth.

Blackberry Vanilla
Black Cherry • Raspberry • Strawberry • Vanilla • Musk
Rich berry sweetness softened by vanilla and a hint of musk for balance.

Product Features:

• Vegan blend of natural waxes from renewable sources
• FSC-certified wooden wick
• Phthalate-free fragrance oils
• 50 hours of burn time
• Hand-poured in the USA

Care & Safety:

• Trim the wooden wick to 1/8 inch before burning, and keep the wax pool clear.
• Always use a heat-resistant candle holder that is large enough to contain any drips or melted wax.
• Burn candles in a well-ventilated room and never for more than three hours.
• Allow the candle to cool for at least two hours before relighting.
• Never leave a candle unattended, and keep it away from anything flammable.
• Keep candles out of reach of children and pets.
• Don’t burn a candle all the way down—use a candle snuffer to safely extinguish it.

Dimensions:

• 11oz
• Diameter: 2.93 in
• Height (with lid): 3.75 in
• Circumference: 9.20 in