Civility Will Resume After Carbohydrates

This candle looks elegant on the outside and mildly threatening once you read it.

Colère de Faim loosely translates to “hunger-fueled rage.”
The label reads: “Civility will resume after the ingestion of carbohydrates.”
Which is both a joke and a personal boundary.

Designed to look at home on a mantle, desk, or bathroom counter, this candle pairs soft florals and classic typography with a message anyone who’s ever skipped a meal will understand.

It’s pretty.
It’s snarky.
It’s a warning.

Perfect for gifting to friends, coworkers, hosts, or anyone who gets nicer after snacks.

Fragrance Descriptions:

Vanilla (Suggested Scent)
Buttercream • Vanilla Cake • Sugar • Bourbon
Warm, rich, and comforting with a subtle edge.

Mango Coconut
Orange • Pineapple • Mango • Coconut Milk • Sugar
Bright, juicy, and creamy with a tropical finish. Sweet without being cloying.

Cinnamon Chai
Orange Peel • Cardamom • Cinnamon • Black Tea • Vanilla
Warm spices and creamy tea notes with a cozy, slightly spicy depth.

Blackberry Vanilla
Black Cherry • Raspberry • Strawberry • Vanilla • Musk
Rich berry sweetness softened by vanilla and a hint of musk for balance.

Product Features:

• Vegan blend of natural waxes from renewable sources
• FSC-certified wooden wick
• Phthalate-free fragrance oils
• 50 hours of burn time
• Hand-poured in the USA

Care & Safety:

• Trim the wooden wick to 1/8 inch before burning, and keep the wax pool clear.
• Always use a heat-resistant candle holder that is large enough to contain any drips or melted wax.
• Burn candles in a well-ventilated room and never for more than three hours.
• Allow the candle to cool for at least two hours before relighting.
• Never leave a candle unattended, and keep it away from anything flammable.
• Keep candles out of reach of children and pets.
• Don’t burn a candle all the way down—use a candle snuffer to safely extinguish it.

Dimensions:

• 11oz
• Diameter: 2.93 in
• Height (with lid): 3.75 in
• Circumference: 9.20 in