French fries before French guys

Some choices don’t need defending.

Les frites avant les mecs translates to “French fries before French guys.”
It’s not anti-romance. It’s just realistic about priorities.

This candle looks cute on a shelf and quietly announces that snacks come first. It’s playful, confident, and meant for people who know exactly what they want — and it’s probably fries.

Perfect for gifting to best friends, coworkers, or anyone who would absolutely cancel plans for potatoes.

It’s pretty.
It’s snarky.
It’s true.

Perfect for gifting to friends, coworkers, hosts, or anyone who gets nicer after snacks.

Fragrance Descriptions:

Vanilla (Suggested Scent)
Buttercream • Vanilla Cake • Sugar • Bourbon
Warm, rich, and comforting with a subtle edge.

Mango Coconut
Orange • Pineapple • Mango • Coconut Milk • Sugar
Bright, juicy, and creamy with a tropical finish. Sweet without being cloying.

Cinnamon Chai
Orange Peel • Cardamom • Cinnamon • Black Tea • Vanilla
Warm spices and creamy tea notes with a cozy, slightly spicy depth.

Blackberry Vanilla
Black Cherry • Raspberry • Strawberry • Vanilla • Musk
Rich berry sweetness softened by vanilla and a hint of musk for balance.

Product Features:

• Vegan blend of natural waxes from renewable sources
• FSC-certified wooden wick
• Phthalate-free fragrance oils
• 50 hours of burn time
• Hand-poured in the USA

Care & Safety:

• Trim the wooden wick to 1/8 inch before burning, and keep the wax pool clear.
• Always use a heat-resistant candle holder that is large enough to contain any drips or melted wax.
• Burn candles in a well-ventilated room and never for more than three hours.
• Allow the candle to cool for at least two hours before relighting.
• Never leave a candle unattended, and keep it away from anything flammable.
• Keep candles out of reach of children and pets.
• Don’t burn a candle all the way down—use a candle snuffer to safely extinguish it.

Dimensions:

• 11oz
• Diameter: 2.93 in
• Height (with lid): 3.75 in
• Circumference: 9.20 in