Warning: No Talky Before Coffee! This tee is for all the caffeine-fueled, grumpy kittens out there who can’t handle morning small talk. Featuring a surly feline clutching a cup of life-saving brew, this shirt will let everyone know that conversations are off-limits until the coffee kicks in. Crafted from durable, ethically sourced cotton, it’s as reliable as your morning espresso and twice as soft (but just as serious). Perfect for early risers, night owls, and anyone who understands that silence is golden before the first cup.
Details:
100% US-grown cotton for maximum durability and comfort
Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round wearability
Classic fit with taped shoulders for extra strength—because life’s too short for weak seams
Tear-away label for a no-itch, zero-drama experience
Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified for peace of mind (unlike your pre-coffee mood)
