Warning: Nutty Attitude Incoming! The "Hands Off My Nuts" tee is perfect for anyone who’s fiercely protective of their snacks (or their sanity). Featuring an outrageously angry squirrel graphic and a slogan that says it all, this shirt is your personal "Do Not Disturb" sign in wearable form. Crafted from ethically sourced, durable cotton, it’s soft, comfy, and ready to guard your goods. Perfect for snack hoarders, squirrel lovers, and anyone who knows that sharing isn’t always caring—especially when hunger hits.
Details:
100% US-grown cotton for maximum durability and comfort
Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round wearability
Classic fit with taped shoulders for extra strength—because life’s too short for weak seams
Tear-away label for a no-itch, zero-drama experience
Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified for peace of mind (unlike your pre-coffee mood)
