Kindly get your hands off my Baguette

This candle knows exactly what it’s doing.

Veuillez retirer vos mains de ma baguette translates to
“Kindly get your hands off my Baguette”

On paper, it’s polite French.
In practice, it’s a perfectly innocent sentence doing absolutely no favors for itself.

That’s the joke.

This candle is ideal when you want a gift that feels a little naughty without crossing any lines. It’s suggestive, playful, and just ambiguous enough to get a laugh without making things awkward. The kind of humor that works for friends, coworkers, and anyone who enjoys a well-placed double meaning.

It looks elegant on a shelf, smells like comfort food, and rewards anyone who actually reads the label.

Why it works as a gift

• Funny without being explicit
• Feels clever, not loud
• Easy inside joke without explanation
• Safe for offices, kitchens, and mixed company

It’s the “I saw this and immediately thought of you” candle.

Fragrance Descriptions:

Vanilla (Suggested Scent)
Buttercream • Vanilla Cake • Sugar • Bourbon
Warm, rich, and comforting with a subtle edge.

Mango Coconut
Orange • Pineapple • Mango • Coconut Milk • Sugar
Bright, juicy, and creamy with a tropical finish. Sweet without being cloying.

Cinnamon Chai
Orange Peel • Cardamom • Cinnamon • Black Tea • Vanilla
Warm spices and creamy tea notes with a cozy, slightly spicy depth.

Blackberry Vanilla
Black Cherry • Raspberry • Strawberry • Vanilla • Musk
Rich berry sweetness softened by vanilla and a hint of musk for balance.

Product Features:

• Vegan blend of natural waxes from renewable sources
• FSC-certified wooden wick
• Phthalate-free fragrance oils
• 50 hours of burn time
• Hand-poured in the USA

Care & Safety:

• Trim the wooden wick to 1/8 inch before burning, and keep the wax pool clear.
• Always use a heat-resistant candle holder that is large enough to contain any drips or melted wax.
• Burn candles in a well-ventilated room and never for more than three hours.
• Allow the candle to cool for at least two hours before relighting.
• Never leave a candle unattended, and keep it away from anything flammable.
• Keep candles out of reach of children and pets.
• Don’t burn a candle all the way down—use a candle snuffer to safely extinguish it.

Dimensions:

• 11oz
• Diameter: 2.93 in
• Height (with lid): 3.75 in
• Circumference: 9.20 in